the DUMBEST phrases You have ever heard

Toss in some DII

"Cow portal up!" Level 3 Amazon

UD sucks.

edit: dk sucks

an orc player: "I'm massing air"
or a NE player teamed with three tauren "I'm getting melee"

Draining societies resources one college class at a time.

A conversation that happened after the druid love patch:

Level 60 druid: "Druids can't solo. They're underpowered."

My reply: "Sure they can. My level 60 druid solos elites her level all the time."

The druid: "In bear form, maybe. I don't want to have to be in bear form. Druids should be able to solo without having to shift to bear form. We're underpowered!"

Group Leader: Ok Sapph, make us some water
Me: I can't do that
GL: Sure you can. Now.
Me: No, seriously. I'm a Warlock.
GL: No shit buddy, now make us some water. Stop wasting time.
Me: Only mages can summon water.
- You have been removed from the group -

EDIT: Forgot the:
[1. General] GL: LF Warlock

NERF NOOBELF.

BLADEMASTER IS [B]NOT[/B] IMBALANCED!

"You're useless, but you somehow manage to get things done."

"What is Kill Necro Day!?" 

Crast will understand. 

Someguy in wc3 did this to me after he had destroyed all but one building of mine.

Someguy: Quit NOW!
Me: no
Someguy: I'm going to go mow my lawn you should quit the game
Someguy: (leaves)
Me: (gets my hidden peon to build a new town hall and in time, win the game)

War3Pub's Salty Pain in the Ass

Sometimes . . . you can cry until there is nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray all you want to whatever god you think will listen. And, still, it makes NO difference. It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent . . .

It would not be because it cared."

-jthm

This was in a game of 2v2 FT I played a few weeks ago. I was NE and my partner was Orc. When the game started, one of our enemies lagged out, so it was a 2v1.

Ally: Quick, attack with your workers.
Me: GG T_T

Of course he butchered the english language, so I had to decode what he said.

while playing a wintermaul, I hooked (quite on accident, I had just assumed that it had been fixed on this map). I was also using a race that wasn't super awesome.

So:
other people: green's (me) noob! he's hooking.
host: yeah, let's all hook, so we never lose and the game takes forever
me: so...a strategy that involves knowing where to place buildings in some sort of pattern=noob; yet using a race that can kill all spawned creatuers (including air) with two towers=good player?
host: -kick green

Draining societies resources one college class at a time.

My fav stupid quote I personally got to retort to was on the Druid WoW forums shortly after the Druid revamp, it was someone, a Rogue I belive, saying something about how feral Druids sucked at dps ect... and this specifically I remember him saying "keep going for that 150 dps noob Druids." Some typical flaming went back and forth between him and some Druids as the WoW forums do, so I posted a SS of my Druid in cat form with 150 dps (in the character screen) and 1300+ AP and posted "gogo feral"

This was in all blues and as for buffs on my AP, STR, AGI ect... I had standard MotW and also the STR and AGI totems from a shammie friend of mine, needless to say no further comments were made by the OP.

Really wish I could find my screenie of this to repost here but ill keep looking.....

However my favorite stupid quote (from any MMORPG) is and probably always will be:
Random lower level Character: "I'm poor can you give me some gold plz "
Me: "get a job"