Topic: MonkeySphere
http://www.cracked.com/article_14990_wh phere.html
I'm sure you've seen it already, and I really don't care if you have or haven't, because let's face it: you're not in my monkeysphere.
It's ok, I'm not in yours either.
Very funny, and mostly true article.
If Kevin Costner were a super hero, his super power would be the ability to always find a rope of proper length and tensility coiled at his feet.